Its last call, spread the word up must come down town ship recognize me from that bar code name tag your it and no backsies...
im sorry, my names jesse jackson five star hotel me whats your sign your name on the dotted line of sightseer over there, yeah the one with the tight tube top spin out of control... ok now brace yourself
Can i buy you a beer keg stand up for your rights dont make a wrong and vice versa
vs a vice grip on reality bites the bulletin bored out of my mind field of view
So whats your perfect drug ring on your finger four leg lock the door bell curves on that female man always rings twice... no wait, thats the milky way to go man you blew it
Excuse me bartender loincloth around your waiste bandwagon train of thought provoking Tutankhamun sense of humor me... so i dont look like a moron that later alligator skin tone deaf dumb and blind as a batters box spring summer and fall
Please help me up settle down payment in full moon light speed at 186,000 miles per second thought ill pass
on that last beer belly dancer furiously shaking her hippopotamustard and relish this moment um...
i seem to have forgotten what to say next...
Microphone check please.